Postmen

Rexley was sending a parcel but didn’t have any stamps and didn’t know how much it would cost, so he taped a blank cheque to it – one of my cheques with my forged signature on. How do I know this? Because the parcel was to me. It was an empty can of Coke with the note, “Clean this if you like doing the dishes so much.” £100 that cost me. To cut a long story short – that’s why dogs hate postmen.